Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Merry Christmas!

Ah...Christmas with children. A time for joy. A time for excitement. And a time for nervousness, and fighting, and insomnia, and (thankfully, minor) injuries, and (thankfully, minor) illness. We have somehow, amazingly made it to Christmas day. And this is the point where I block out the insanity that has consumed most of the past few weeks, and especially the past few days, and focus on the amazing little moments that do actually happen. Here are a few from the last few days.

We just have a little four foot tall Christmas tree this year. Although Natalia removes all of the ornaments on the tree she can reach each day and we find them in some really strange places, at least the ones at the top are safe. (And whenever Natalia sees a Christmas tree, she calls it a "Don' Touch." If only she took her own advice!)


I took Leon, Michael, and Natalia to Chick-Fil-A on Saturday. We made it safely through the parking lot. The kids ate all their lunches and played on the playground without incident. They had a sundae bar out, so I even got them each a kid-sized ice cream and they enjoyed eating them and didn't spill ice cream everywhere or immediately get sick from the fried food/sugar/dairy bomb. Santa Cow was there, and Leon couldn't stop hugging him. And Ree had so much fun with Jeff she didn't even complain about missing the fun.


It's been nice enough out that we've been playing outside every day. Guess who likes to climb up and go down the big slide all by herself?


Almost there!


Whee!


Santa came!


And the kids were actually playing nicely together with Natalia's new kitchen.


Unfortunately, among other things, we are now sharing the annual Christmas cold. If only the kids would sleep as well as Minnie...


Saturday, December 22, 2012

Christmas Vacation Begins

Christmas break so far:

I left work at 1:45 yesterday and realized that it was my sixth Christmas at UNCW and the first time I was able to take leave and start vacation early (like just about everyone else. When I left, there were only 15 cars left in the parking lot. I counted.) The first year, we had been here less than a month, and I was actually working extra hours to make up for the "required vacation" days over the break. (Totally worth it, since we always get 10 - 11 days off.) The second year I had newborn twins. The third year I was still trying to catch up from taking maternity leave. By the fourth year, I was pregnant again and saving up leave since I was due in February. The fifth year I was trying to catch up from maternity leave again. But this year, I could actually leave!

On my way home, I stopped at Target. As I pulled in, the parking lot looked insane. Cars appeared to be parked as far back as they could go on every row. As I got closer, I realized there were plenty of spaces up near the building - people just weren't driving up and down the rows looking for parking spaces. Inside, the store was busy but people still seemed to be in good moods. I heard no babies crying or parents yelling at children. I even saw couples holding hands. As I was paying, the cashier moved quickly but was still friendly. AND I got carded. The cashier didn't seem surprised by my date of birth, so I think he was asking out of duty rather than suspecting my youth, but I don't care. I GOT CARDED.

When I got home, I realized I didn't feel like doing anything. And so I didn't. I was so lazy I didn't even venture out to turn on the Christmas lights because I didn't want to mess with rearranging things (we had strong winds on Thursday night, so I had moved around some of the Christmas decorations on the porch) and I really didn't want to deal with going back out later in the evening to turn them off. Instead of attempting to get stuff done, I spent the late afternoon reading a magazine. It was nice.

This morning it was actually time to get stuff done. I had hoped to get the house cleaned today, but of course that didn't happen. I did manage to do four loads of laundry, a little vacuuming, and clean both bathrooms, so it was actually still productive. Actually really, really productive, at least by our standards. The kids were INSANE, and I don't just mean they were wild. I think they've lost their minds. So in an awesome parenting move, I decided to reward bad behavior. At lunch time, Jeff and Ree headed out for a daddy-daughter date, and I took the other three to Chick-Fil-A.

As we were getting ready to go, I put on Michael's socks. As he put on his Crocs he proudly said, "If the shoe fits, wear it!" Can't say I've ever heard that expression used quite so literally. Good ol' Mikey. At lunch the kids inhaled their chicken nuggets and fruit and some of my fries. Then they headed to the indoor playland where Natalia decided she wanted to climb through the tunnels and go down the tube slide. Perhaps I am as currently challenged mentally as my children, because I let her climb on up with her brothers in charge. While it's probably safer than the climbing things at the park since it's all enclosed, it's also a bit unnerving since most of the time I couldn't see her. However, Leon and Michael did do a good job of staying with her, at least for the first three or so trips up. Michael paid more attention, but at one point I did hear Leon tell another child, "Watch out for my baby sister!" The first time Natalia came down the slide, she did so carefully, coming down feet first on her belly. By the end she was climbing through the entire structure pretty much by herself and coming down the slide like a big kid. Don't tell her she's not four-years-old. She wouldn't believe you.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Still Christmas Concerting

I have a feeling all my posts are going to be really random for awhile. You have been warned! Think of it as an email. Or a rambling conversation with me. It's a nice flashback to the days before I had children when I had time to actually talk other than to say, Get Down! Don't Put That In Your Mouth! Where Are Your Pants??? (We use this one ALL the time.) And my favorite, Be Nice to Each Other! (dang it!).

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So I took the boys to the doctor yesterday for their four-year-old checkup. Michael has always been the big, "little" brother, but lately Leon has actually been looking taller. We thought Leon might just need another 'fro cut, but it turns out for the first time ever, Leon is actually taller than Mike. By a whole quarter inch!

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While I am sharing stories about Christmas concerts, we went to Ree's today. It was low-key, just all the families crammed into the kids' classroom. And it was perfect. The kids sang a few songs, and then the teacher commanded the parents to dance with their children. (And it was not a choice! It is hard not to love kindergarten teachers. They make me smile!) Afterward, we gorged on cookies. At 10am. Life was good.

I have always sang to Leon and Michael at bedtime, and now that they are sharing a room with Ree, she is part of the sing-a-long fun. I laughed at her concert today because it turns out we've been practicing for her concert every night. (She never wanted to reveal the concert songs.) The girl knows how to multi-task. One of the songs was a choreographed a capella version of Twelve Days of Christmas. The boys and I already knew all the moves.

Of course Leon being Leon, after we sang this each night, his request was for the THIRTEEN Days of Christmas, with Leon's own special additions. The lyrics (for day 13) are:

On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
13 giant tickles
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a milking
7 swans a swimming
6 geese a laying
5 Angry Birds
4 calling birds
3 French hens
2 Angry Birds games
and a partridge in an apple tree.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Christmas Concert

Like everyone, we've been soooo busy lately. It's been a long time since I was booked from 6am to 11pm every day. (And I was never on duty all night, every night before!) But we are hanging in there. By 5:00 tomorrow, we will be done with all formal commitments and can kick back and enjoy break. (As the kids keep reminding me, I'll be home for ELEVEN DAYS! I am as excited as they are.)

Forgive my cheesiness (or just ignore me completely) but from now until Christmas, I am going to try to post some of the sights and sounds from Christmas in my house.

Yesterday was Leon and Michael's Christmas concert. All the kids performed at once, and there were about 35 kids on the stage. My little shorties were right in the front row. Michael, Mr. Social, actually just kinda stood there most of the time, although he did liven up for Jingle Bells and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Leon has been singing continuously at home for weeks. Who knew he would be our happy little singer? He started out nervous, but was soon singing the songs with gusto. The catch? He couldn't stop fidgeting while he sang. He actually spent a good portion of the concert with his shirt pulled up over his face blinding the entire audience with his fluorescent white belly and chest. However, this was an improvement over the beginning of the concert where the teachers had to repeatedly ask him to get his hands out of his pants. People did seem to be entertained by him, though!

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Away in a Manger, No Bottles of Formula


Yesterday Natalia was playing with our Little People nativity set. She picked up the Baby Jesus, and we discussed him in detail.

Natalia: Bay-BEE!
Me: Yes, that's Baby Jesus.
N: Sleep?
Me: Yes, he's sleeping.
She looked around.
N: Mommy? Daddy?
I pointed.
Me: Yes, here's his mommy and daddy.
She was contemplative for a moment, presumably thinking about all of the things a baby needs.
N: Booba!
Me: Yes, Baby Jesus gets booba.

Satisfied, she tucked Baby Jesus back in and went on to playing with the animals.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Her name was Magill, but she called herself Lil...

My kids have really boring names for their stuffed animals. There is no Mr. Snuggles or Sparkly Magic Rainbow Fun Unicorn. Michael has a little beanie baby sized turtle he takes everywhere with him. It's name is Turtle. Natalia sleeps with two baby dolls. She calls one Bay-BEEEE! She calls the other one Other Bay-Bee. At least it's easy to keep track of their names.

On the other hand, it's a little more difficult keeping up with the names of my children. Our youngest son has always been called Michael or Mikey. However, if you attempt to call him either these days, he will tell you, "The name's Mike."

We have always referred to the youngest girl has Natalia or Nati. But last summer she started calling herself Talia. And now it's just Me, ME, MEEE!

Leon actually goes by his own name. Shocking! But he does make me smile. Whenever he gets on the phone with my dad, Leon says, "It's your old pal Leon!" but with Leon's little boy voice and selective use of the letter L, it sounds more like, "It's your ol' pow Wee-on." (I shouldn't mock him, but it's totally adorable.)

And then there is the oldest. Her given name is Rebecca. We have always called her Ree. And now she only answers to Jewel.

I've given up on getting anyone's name right. I am getting pretty good at yelling, "Hey! You!"